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Guys, How many of these points are actually accurate?
If you have somee free time on your hands can you skim through this list and lemme no how many of these are actually accurate?

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-he… method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a

1. I wouldn't sleep with a slut.

2. Yes, we don't want to look like a fool

3. True, definitely true

4. Right on the money! That is exactly how it goes, you've got no idea.

5. Oh yeah! I love a girl's smile!

6. Yes and no. But more on the yes side

7. Yes, not sure about whatever method you're talking about though

8. Definitely

9. Maybe, I wouldn't know yet :(

10. Guys don't like it when you talk about other guys, jealousy can arise!

11. See 10.

12. Very true

13. Wow, you're a mind reader or something. That is definitely true, we jump to conclusions or try to figure out unanswered things a lot.

14. Yup

15. Can't say I've ever done that. But asking for money would be embarrassing

16. True, oh so true

17. Generally, yes

18. I suppose, we don't like playing games like that though, so be careful

19. Not sure what you mean, I wouldn't like her, but I would admire her helpfulness to me.

20. Yes and no, I often just need someone who will listen to me, sometimes advice is acceptable, but not every time.

21. Definitely

22. True, most likely anyways

23. Generally speaking, yes

24. Bulls eye! You are dead on.

25. True, but I could say the same for girls about what a guy says.

26. LOL! Pretty much, but not all of the time :)

27. Probably

28. Yes, guys don't like playing games or having to decode what you just said.

29. True, I know that for a fact

30. Wow, where are you getting this? I's like somebody actually decoded the man and wrote it down. True

31. Very true

32. Yeah, everything sounds nice on paper, but not much can be transferred from paper to reality in a smooth way.

33. I suppose

34. Sometimes

35. Definitely!

36. Holy crap, this is scary accurate.

37. True

38. Very true.

39. Definitely

40. Agreed

41. True

42. Then they look like a wuss :)

43. Very true.

44. Dead on! This is extremely true

45. Yup

46. True

47. You have NO idea. That is sooo true

48. Yes

49. A woman's mind? Hell yes.

Hey, post up the other statements, I'll gladly answer them! This was actually quite entertaining to me.

Am I right or the ex-gay man?
Let me give you a brief explanation about me first. A couple of months ago I came out to my mother. My dad didn't really care but he didn't like it, and my mom went crazy, mad, depresses and pretty much every bad emotion. She thought I was ill, so she talked to me about taking me to a therapist I told her the idea was crazy, so she said that I could at least go to an ex-gay ministry for her. The ministry is Exodus International by the way. Now the reason why I didn't refuse to go was because one thing I know is that to better understand your argument, you must know your opponents argument. So I decided to go to see what this group of people had to say, and I sure heard many things. It turned out they know people don't choose to be gay, but are made gay by life experiences. Their most common explanation is that if a boy doesn't have a father, he most likely become gay.

SO let me get on with my question. I tried drawing a connection to all the men in the ministry to see why they think the gay life is bad and is to blame for them having a bad life. Most of them tell me that the gay life is just a bunch of sex, drugs, parties, clubs, sex clubs, and relationship that are just about sex and last no longer than two months. However, I realized that it wasn't them being gay why they are screwed up, but it's their choices. They chose have sex with men who they just met at a club,they chose do drugs, they chose to go to those sex clubs, so I'm confident to say that, they ****** them selves up. I have said that when they say the "gay lifestyle is bad," if what they really meant to say "my lifestyle was bad." Not every gay guy in the world lives the same life, not every gay guy chooses to do stupid things, and not every gay guy does drugs. I told them my opinion about what they tell me but they don;t take me seriously because I'm 16, bisexual, and haven;t lived the gay life to see how sinful it is. They say I seem stubborn and arrogant which I can completely understand since everything they say, the whole room agrees with them except me.

So by what I have said, do you think it's their own fault why they feel pathetic, sad, and lonely, or do you think it's actually the "gay lifestyle" to blame? Feel free to write some other stuff like your own experience, statement or whatever else you got to say.

I'm going to say this, I do think that most gay guys are a bunch of sluts when they are young. I'm sorry if this is insulting to some of you but from what I have seen in school, and heard from my friends who have a lot of gay friends, it seems like it's true. I know that there does come a time when they start to mature though, and I'm also aware that they are some young gay men who aren't a bunch horny guys.
These men at the ministry aren't bad though. I think they just don't seem to understand that it was their choices which is to blame and not being gay.

I think you have it exactly right.

There is no such thing as THE "gay lifestyle". The idea that all gay men are a bunch of sex-obsessed, drug-using, promiscuous party animals who can't maintain a long-term relationship is a stereotype that dates back from at least the 1960's when almost every gay man was closeted, and the only place to meet other gay men was in gay bars which could be raided by the police at any time. Being in a long-term relationship was difficult or impossible because everyone was terrified of being outed and losing their job, their family, and so on if they were found out.

Then came the "Sexual Revolution" for both straights and gay people, and the "Gay Liberation" movement of the late 60's and 1970's and all of a sudden, after decades of anti-gay hatred and repression, gay men finally felt free to loosen up and have some fun.

What the "ex-gay" guys don't realize is that during the 1970's (before the AIDS epidemic hit in the 1980's), EVERYONE -- straight and gay -- was having no-strings-attached sex, partying, going to discos, and so on. But somehow that's the image that a lot of people specifically have about the "gay lifestyle" even to this day, 30 or 40 years later. Its an outdated image, to say the least -- but one that at least some gay men feel drawn to. There are probably WAY more straight people living the same promiscuous, drug-and-alcohol-fueled, party life -- but you never hear anyone pointing to them and saying "the straight life is bad".

The "ex-gays" at the ministry made their choices in life, and now they regret it. That's fine. Their mistake is in blaming their homosexuality for "making" them be that way, instead of taking adult responsibility for the choices THEY made to drink, do drugs, have promiscuous sex, and so on.

Teenage guys, I'd like a little help here. (No, it's not asking for advice about some random guy.)?
Please tell me if any, all, or none of these are true. Please give comments on any of them and feel free to add as many as you want! Thanks a bundle :) (I really want to know because I know girls love to complain about guys, but I feel like I should understand you guys before I just complain.)

PS If you're a girl, yeah I don't care. I probably won't even read your answer. I just want to know what the guys think.

1. Guys hate sluts.

2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they are going for the “let her complain to you and then have her realize how wonderful and nice you are” method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.

10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

37. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know somethings up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, bu

A d*** fine list and I would agree with most of those. Let me take this a step further and make a distinction:

Younger guys are more concerned about how they look and are "evaluated" by their friends, so younger guys are going to really follow the survival of the fittest concept. It's not their fault it's just the way their wired at that particular age. There can't be any sign of weakness.

Older guys have gotten past the image problem and will usually admit that everything you listed is true to the letter.

What does it all mean? Guys are flawed, imperfect human beings and while it takes a long time for them to admit this but we know its true.

I THINK THIS IS FUNNY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:

FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN

40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

----------…

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST

40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking............ Arrogant
Honest.................. Pathological Liar
Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature.................. Until you get to know him
Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's
not interested
Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror
admiring myself
Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother
on Easter Sunday
Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer

40-ish, honest, stable poet here. Looking for thoughtful relationship. lol

Do you have ANY IDEA what folks REALLY MEAN when they post those classified personal ads? Here's the truth....?
For your benefit, women & men's ads, broken down truthfully:

WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish: 49

Adventurer: Slept with all your friends

Athletic: No breasts

Average Looking: Has a face like a basset hound

Beautiful: Pathological liar

Contagious Smile: Does a lot of Ecstasy

Educated: Banged her Political Science professor

Emotionally Secure: Medicated

Feminist: Fat ballbuster

Free Spirit: Junkie

Friendship first: Trying to live down reputation as a slut

Fun: Annoying

Gentle: Comatose

Good Listener: Borderline Autistic

New-Age: All body hair, all the time

Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only

Open-minded: Desperate

Outgoing: Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate: Sloppy drunk

Poet: Depressive Schizophrenic

Professional: Certified *****

Redhead: Bad dye-job

Reubenesque: Grossly Fat

Romantic: Looks better by candle light

Social: Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray

Voluptuous: Very Fat

Weight proportion w/ height: Hugely Fat - as tall as you are wide

Wants Soulmate: Stalker

Widow: Drove first husband to shoot himself

Young at heart: Old bat

MEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR

Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated: Will patronize you all the time

Free Spirit: Banging! Your sister

Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nookie

Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking: Arrogant

Very good looking: Dumb as a board

Honest: Pathological Liar

Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama's boy

Mature: Older than your father

Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested

Physically fit: Does a lot of 12-ounce curls

Poet: Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall

Sensitive: Cries at chick flicks

Very sensitive: Gay

Spiritual: Got laid in a cemetery once

Stable: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

Thoughtful: Says "Excuse me" when he farts.

Psychologists have penned this "positive self-talk"
vs. "negative self-talk."

In life, I guess you just have to learn how to use
your lemons to make lemonade. But when it comes
to what you read in personal ads, it's better not to
"drink the Kool-Aid."

I met my finance online. He's thoughtful, I'm NOT
athletic, and we couldn't be happier!

Do you know the truth behind personal ads? You are going to fall off your chair laughing that these!?
The real meaning behind Personal Ads

First the Women

40-Ish-48

Adventurer-.Has had more partners than you ever will

Athletic-Flat-Chested

Average Looking-Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological Liar

Contagious Smile - Bring your Penicillin

Educated - College Dropout

Emotionally Secure - Medicated

Feminist - Fat, Ball Buster

Free spirit - Substance User

Friendship first - Trying to live down reputation as slut

Fun - Annoying

Gentle - Comatose

Good Listener - Borderline Autistic

New-Age - All body hair, all the time

Old-Fashioned - Lights Out, missionary position only

Open-minded - Desperate

Outgoing - Loud

Passionate - Loud

Poet - Depressive financially insecure

Professional - Real Witch

RedHead - Shops the Clairol section

Reubenesque - Grossly Fat

Romantic - Looks better by candle light

Voluptuous - Very Fat

Weight proportional to height - Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate - One step away from stalking

Widow - Nagged first husband to death

Young at Heart - Toothless Crone

The Male side of the list

40-ish - 52 and looking for a 25 year old

Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

Average Looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back

Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot

Free Spirit - Will sleep with your sister

Friendship First - As long as friendship involves nudity

Fun - Good with a remote and a Six Pack

Good Looking - Arrogant

Honest - Pathological Liar

Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Likes to Cuddle - Insecure, overly dependant

Mature - Until you get to know him

Open-Minded - Wants to sleep with your sister, but she's not interested

Physically Fit - I spend a lot of time in front of a mirror admiring myself

Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall

Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday

Stable - Occasional Stalker, but never arrested

Thoughtful - Says "Please" when demanding Beer

Yeah, sure...NOW you tell me!

I wish I had known this before buying that mail order bride of mine!

The scariest part is how accurate you recorded my entries!

Thank you!

Want ad's and what they really mean. is it funny?
FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN

40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

--------…

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST

40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking............ Arrogant
Honest.................. Pathological Liar
Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature.................. Until you get to know him
Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time in front ofmirror admiring myself
Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer

OMG that was so funny and true!!!

Abbreviations in Personal ADs(Old but good)?
FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN

Size 10 .................. Size 12 at least.

40-ish.................. 48

Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will

Athletic................ Flat-chested

Average looking......... Ugly

Beautiful............... Pathological liar

Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin

Educated................ College dropout

Emotionally Secure...... Medicated

Feminist................ Fat; ball buster

Free spirit............. Substance user

Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut

Fun..................... Annoying

Gentle.................. Comatose

Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic

New-Age................. All body hair, all the time

Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only

Open-minded............. Desperate

Outgoing................ Loud

Passionate.............. Loud

Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic

Professional............ Real Witch

Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section

Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat

Romantic................ Looks better by candle light

Voluptuous.............. Very Fat

Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking

Widow................... Nagged first husband to death

Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST

40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot

Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister

Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity

Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack

Good looking............ Arrogant

Honest.................. Pathological Liar

Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear

Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent

Mature.................. Until you get to know him

Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's
not interested

Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror
admiring myself

Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall

Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother on
Easter Sunday

Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested

Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer

As an average looking, emotionally secure, voluptuous redhead, looking for a soul-mate I'm roflmfao!

Some about men lol?
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.

What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go bed
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.

WOW ! Super.....they really dish it out , don't they ? ! A BIG Thank You . I haven't laughed so much in a long , long time !

What could my family do?
my brother is 17 years old, he's always been a very mean and rude person towards everyone, he's never changed at all since i can remember. he's always yelling at my mom, which keep in mind that she had a stroke a few months ago and is still recovering. i used to get smart with her b4 her stroke but ive matured a lot in the past year, im only 15. recently my boyfriend moved in, he's 18, he only moved in because my mom always need to have someone here to take care of her needs. since then my brother had been lashing out about every single little thing. he lies and makes my mom feel depressed and brings her down since he doesnt like my boyfriend and he wants my mom to kick my boyfriend out. again keep in mind that my boyfriend
has done absolutly nothing wrong, seriously, since ive been with him my brother wants me to "die".. im a whore/slut and he's worse than he's ever been my whole life. my before my boyfriend came to live with us, my aunt had come to stay and before her it was my aunt... when my cousin stayed here we had to pay him about $500 dollars a week, when we indeed needed that money for my moms meds and such, and when it was my aunt, shes a drug adict and always stole my moms meds and ddnt give them to here when she needed them. we dnt have any1 who could come stay except my boyfriend, who does everything out or care and love for free, i dnt think my brother cares about anything but himself and only wants what he wants and will do anything to get it...

please help me with some info on anything, i dnt kno what to do and my mom cant really take care of that stuff anymore since here memory is really bad now...

no rude comments neither, please
i dnt need those kind of things

but abosolutly anything, please =/

it sounds like you all are overwhelmed...and perhaps that your brother is carrying a lot of anger...having you parent become dependent on you while you are still young can be frightening, frustrating, and confusing...anytime there are major changes in someone's life it is advisable to seek support and help through a group or with personal counseling...you have no ability to change your brother's behavior...that change must come from within him...what you CAN do is change how you interact with him and set up clear predictable boundaries that spell out very plainly what you will put up with and how you expect to be treated (as well as how you expect your guests to be treated)...there may be programs through your local churches that can provide peer counseling...and even attending Family Anonymous meetings can help with learning how to communicate effectively..

i believe that honesty is best...and speaking your truth without judgment...speaking calmly and with purpose...if you (or anyone else) reacts to your brother with a raised voice/demands, this will probably only escalate his behavior...

perhaps he is also looking for an outlet to talk about his feelings...make yourself available and open to him coming to you to talk about what his needs are...

there are family crisis networks available in most communities that can connect you with local services and support...

most of all, i guess i can only support you by saying that you have a right to live in a safe home...and you have the right to have people treat you with respect...so if you are not getting these basic rights, find help locally as soon as possible...

sorry i can't help more....j