Crazy ways to masturbate? whats some crazy ways to masturbate? some crazy ways to get real horny and then masturbate im just so horny and sick of the normal one and ive got a girlfriend, just want soem stuf to do in my free time? |
| F#cking a watermelon or other fruit |
What are some crazy ways or places to masturbate? I'm 16 and I'm looking for some differentiation, but subtly...don't want the 'rents to know. Any ideas girls? |
| run bath water over your clit. |
Whats the best way to crazy masturbate (for a guy)? I really wanna spice up my self love life... just may lone hand gets boring. I need some crzy amazing positions or something! |
| Put a plastic bag with lube of some sort in it under the edge of your mattress between the bed base and mattress and then slide your penis in. You can increase or decrease the pressure by pushing down on the top of the mattress. You can thrust in and out like intercourse. Enjoy some hands free masturbation!! |
What is the craziest way that you have ever Masturbated? I was just curious to know what is the craziest way you have masturbated? |
| with a glass bottle, letting my bf watch |
Masturbating with crazy stuff? im 16 & i masturbate like every night. i use hair brush handles, remotes, cell phones, sex toys, and electrics toothbrushes, vacuum handle, broom handle, untensils, and other crazy stuff. its getting old & boring. i only do penetration stuff. but yeah how can i make it more interesting and how can i make it feel better cuz sometimes it doesnt feel as good. help what are some good ways to masturbate |
| Just stick to the sex toys and that's pretty nasty if you are using vacuum handles and remotes and broom handles which other ppl have to use. I hope you're joking. Other things that you are using aren't meant to go in your vagina and you could be actually doing more harm than good. |
What are some kinky things to do and kinky ways to masturbate? Ok, so i'm a 21 year old college guy and my roommate is gone to see his family over Christmas Break. I'm bisexual and i have a huge crush on my roommate but he's also my best friend. I love to do kinky things and it makes me so horny. What are some different things i can do in my apartment that is kinky? I'm open to EVERYTHING. Im not really asking for techniques to masturbate but i'll take what you give me. I'm open to doing whatever i need to with my dick and *** and well, my whole body. I want the craziest things you can think of!
Thxxx,
Carlos |
The kinkiest way I know of to J/O is to take a plastic baggie (or a condom, whichever you have available) Lube it up and place it between a couple of pillows and your mattress (you have to lift it up off the bed to make this work). Then you kneel down next to the bed and place ur **** in the baggie/condom and **** the **** outta your mattress and pillows. Feels absolutely amazing, just like sex and you can only really pull it off when you know the roomie is gonna be gone for a while and nobody will interrupt.
My fav way to do it is to have some porn on at the same time too. That way you can really get into it and put yourself in the movie!@
Best of Luck! =) |
Masturbation................? what is the craziest way for a female to masturbate |
I've tried all sorts of objects when I was a guy.
The weirdest was probably an old fridge that we had in our house when I was a guy. The motor was old and the whole fridge would vibrate a lot. The kitchen table was close to the fridge so I would lean back against the table and press my crotch against the corner of the fridge and enjoy the "good vibrations" :-) |
What are some ways to make masturbating more fun? Any crazy ideas? Thanks (: |
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How can i get help for anxiety and many feelings attached to it? hi iam male 22 years old.my father died since 2001 i entered into a new feeling i realized after that ,it is depression..i thought it was normal sadness.after death of my father i was attracted to a girl i tried to tell her how i feel.but i was shy it was my first time so i send her subliminal message..she knew..but then i didn't know what happened..i was totally absent i didn't think of doing something more than this.i had this feeling..how can i tell?!"to stand or sit and don't think of anything absent,inattentive,scampish...it was depression but not affecting my daily life in a bad way..i enjoyed playing basketball with my friends,watching a movie,eating a pizza..and even masturbating...everything was ok..when i finished high school i attended college..and iam known btw my friends that i worry so much.time passed..my first semester was ok.the second semester i started having panic attacks when being in the university.i loved being alone..worrying about everything,feeling sad all the time,being D and F student.i forgot my goals..i forgot how to feel good,courage,and relaxed..but it was abnormal thing with me..because i didnt have any relationship with a girl..however,i was always atracted to girls in a crazy way ..when i was at school..everyday i go home after lunch i masturbate and have an image of a girl at school..anyway,throughout my depression and anxiety i continued doing the same habit "masturbation" till i became addicted..like people addicted to cigarettes.masturbating with no image in head..just for checking if iam ok..i became a bad person who watch porn too much.and my sexual drive became zero.if i see a hot woman on tv or at the street i dont have attractions to her..this drives me crazy..and i go home do that sin....Now,iam dealing with more professional feeling.i ask myself :am i a gay? then i say no..then i say what is that ..why is that happening to me?i was totally normal before..but i dont know what is that?! i dont imagine myself being with a man..just a note..when i entered into these feelings of hopelessness and loneliness ..i uploaded my photo on the internet to see who i look like from celebrities..josh hartnett was my celebrity lookalike..it is ridicilous but i started to watch his movies..when i look at him i find that i look like him..even in his movies my character is 80% like him!i dont know..it is ridicilous..
anyway, i want to solve it and put an end to my problems.i ask for help here.i was not born to be lost.my goal was to join the army.but now, i have phobia of everything..i have phobia of thinking too.
finally,,when i look inside myself i say deeply that someday i will be better..but it happens to me a lot..i have a bit of hope a day.and the next day i feel like iam in hell "feeling guilty,worried,nervous,fear,suicide thoughts,and escape".
i have a lot to write. but now i need some help ..i need a professionals..thanks |
I am very sorry for the loss of your father and hope you find it reassuring that it is all very much how grieving goes. But now you are battling with mental illness and that is not normal; you mentioning Depression, Anxiety disorder, Phobias, Panic attack and so on.
You often feel very anxious without reason and your worries disrupt your daily life. Your anxiety disorder is causing excessive or unrealistic anxiety and worry, well beyond what's appropriate for a situation. In addition to dealing with excessive worry, you may also have feelings of depression to cope with. Living with anxiety disorder can be difficult, but treatment is available. Medications and psychotherapy can help ease symptoms, and you can learn healthy coping skills to manage anxiety disorder and take back your life.
Take care as always! |
Is there any crazy mysterious single girls out there that can? is there any crazy mysterious girls that look at this question who can give me some ideas on bathroom stuff. i mean i am kinda bored so i need some ideas so that i can do them. and yes i masturbate. make it weird stuff like ways to use the bathroom. |
| what the **** is wrong with you??? |