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What other paraphernalia do you recommend to spice up a marriage? OOOH YEEAH!
So far I got:
1. A hot pink wig (straight hair)
2. Some granny panties and bra like lady gaga wears on the cosmo cover (OOH YEEAH!)
3. A bootie plug
4. Some handcuffs
6. I bicycle cop outfit.
What am I missing here. I'm tired of being turned down by my chubby hubby.....OOOOH YEEAH! | | A feather duster. | Was i wrong to call my 10 year old chubby? I felt like he needed tough love? My 10 year old son is 7stone and quite tall. His diet is not great at all, he wont eat meat and very very little veg. I cant force feed him only try and get him to eat nutritious foods. But as i work full time its not always easy to watch what he eats and his granny kinda lets him get away with rubbish food so long as he eats. Well Sunday it came to a halt, at 1pm i asked him if he ate breadfast, he didn’t i got quite angry and told him you will turn out very chubby if you don’t start eating right, people will say your getting fat. I know my words were cruel and upset him but i thought all my coaxing and gentle words are’nt sinking in so time for tough love. My main reason for this is because when my mother went back to work full time my younger brother fended for himself more or less, he used to eat fries, chips etc etc he is now very over weight and i don’t want to turn a blind eye like my mother did, its only now she realises how over weight he is. So i thought if i was a little tough on my son it would shake him into eating healthier. Last night he was asking me about good foods he could eat and we sat down and made a list of the foods that are healthy and he likes and im doing a little food shop for him every week so i think he is taking me seriously now but i don’t want to give him a complex and cause some sort of eating disorder. Was i right or wrong or how would you have approached the situation. I feel bad for not being there but i have to work but i am going to help him make better choices during the days when Gran is minding him and make him more aware of healthy eating. | | Your right, u can also tell him why your saying that and about his uncle. Ad tt your mom always let his uncle eat like tat and u dont want him to be like that u want him to be healthy, I don't know why but when parents tell their guyren the whole story, their guy feels closer to the parent and likes it | Best sexy undies for an average sized girl? i"m not skinny and not so chubby but i feel if i wear underwear with thin strings like ones on thongs i'll get a muffin top and i really hate that so i was wondering if there are any other types of underwear that are sexy yet wont give me a muffin top yet not so granny panty either | | go to victorias seceret ! there undies are super cute and comfy ! i ALWAYS get my panties there ! just dont get low rise and you can prevent your muffin top ! also aiere is very good | Double or triple crank? I've noticed that most of the higher end bikes have a double crank, with triples typically found on less expensive models. I'm considering buying a road bike next year, and want to invest in one that is of good quality that I can ride for many years, but am concerned about the double cranks, as I am old, a bit chubby, and even when using granny gears on hills, I'm left breathing as hard as humanely possible and totally exhausted. Some of the bikes I'm considering do come with a triple option, but how do I really know what's best for me? Currently I have a "fitness" bike with a triple on the front but only 8 gears in the back, and would like to go with a Shimano 105 group if I go with a road bike. | It's a matter of preference, really. Where racing is concerned (most of your high end bikes are biased that direction) triples are shunned for two reasons: extra weight, and ego/perceived manliness.
there's nothing wrong with a triple, but you might find it overkill. I'd suggest that you take the compact crank (double) option on that bike if they still have it. If not, the shop may be willing to swap that out for you for a few bucks. You can get a 34/50 crank with a 13-27 cassette and have a pretty low gear. Also, for future ease of parts replacement and buying options, I'd get the standard bottom bracket rather than their "S.I." configuration. It's nice and light and strong, but you're stuck buying Cannondale cranks and bottom bracket parts if you should ever need something new. I have the S.I. and no problems, but I got a stellar deal on that particular bike so I was willing to live with it. They offer a retrofit option where they can install a standard bb threading into the S.I. shell, but it's better if you go with the normal dedicated design if it concerns you.
Actually, what I'd suggest is that you figure out the "gear-inches" of your lowest gear on the bike you have now....what you normally chug up the hills with. Then see if the gearing I suggested above will be in that ballpark. If not, then go with a triple crank and try to enjoy the hills a little more. :o)
Keep in mind that your new bike will be loads lighter than your old bike, so you may not need the same low gear...one or two gears up may work out just fine for you.
I have an '06 carbon Synapse with ultegra and love it. It's really a very nice ride and still a raceable bike. There are lots of bikes out there, so shop around and ride a few. Also, as much as I love my Cannondale roadie, if I were looking at one today I'd hesitate a bit because of their recent buyout. When investing in a high-end bike I want to make sure the company is sound and will be there for me if I need service or have warranty issues. Cannondale should be around a long time but they've had major shake-ups the last few years.
Hope this helps some. :o) | How Is He Better Than Him HELP???????? i am fourteen years old and i have this really BIG crush on this guy named Noah who goes to NYU and has a really rich family but thats not the point anyway hes 18 years old i know hes really old for me but i seemed to have fallen in love with him he has these two other roomates who are really cool that i like Chris and Adam we all get along so well but i have a boyfriend whos my age and is kinda chubby and obsessive with me but my granny wants me to like him hes really nasty this boy i mean hes really nice but i love Noah i mean Noah does some bad things like drugs girls with this drug called Rohpnyol or something and tries to take advantage of them but i love this boy he is a fashion designer and all how do i tell them i am in love with Noah and not with Cory they want me to be with Cory but i can't stand him PLEASE HELP???????????????? | well first of all i need to let you know an 18 year old is not going to go for some 14 year old lil sh.it .... plus your 14 and a girl ..... sweety our emotions run wild! ( when I was 14 I was madly inlove with 3 guys in that one year and yes I swore it was true! :| )
anyway just focus on school work k ?
ciao | How to deal with ANNOYING compliment-fisher friends? I have a friend who's ALWAYS fishing for compliments. It's like I have this duty to compliment her on something about every 30 minutes. She never wants me to tell the truth about my opinions. Yesterday we went shopping, and she asked my opinion on some perfume she liked. I said I personally didn't like it because it was too sweet. She snapped that I only like granny Chanel perfume.
She tried on a size 6 shirt, but she's really chubby and more like a size 10-12. She said "This fits really well, doesn't it?" even though the buttons were strained against her stomach. I just meekly put my head to one side and shrugged, and she got so pissed at me she didn't talk to me properly for the next 20 minutes.
Almost every day she says stuff like "No offense, blonde hair would look awful on you, but it looks SO effing amazing on me, right? I mean, it just emphasises my blue eyes and clear skin. You look a bit yellow, so you wouldn't look good with it. No offense."
Seriously, how can I stop this kind of annoying behaviour in my friend? It gets on my nerves SO badly. | | If people fish for dishonest compliments too often, it's usually because they know they aren't all that. If you know you look good or dress good or wear you hair good (or whatever) then you don't NEED compliments. It's still nice to get them but you don't require them every couple seconds. My advice is find friends who are either better looking or who at least don't mind that they are not-so-hot. Ya know? One or the other. | OKAY GUY POLL.... for guys only.? So just answer these questions..
Would you rather your gf....
Q1.
a. wear boybriefs
b. lacy thong/ bikini type undies
c. go commando
d. granny panties
Q2.
a. be supper skinny 00-4
b. be normal 6-10
c. chubby
d. fat
Q3. be voted...
a. class clown
b. best dressed
c. most likely to succeed
d. most courteous
e. biggest flirt
f. most athletic
Q4. be able to...
a. cook
b. musically talented, sing/ play an instrument
c. athletics/ cheerleading
d. make people smile
e. be able to draw
Q5. hair pick 3
a. curly
b. straight
c. wavy
a. long
b. medium
c. short
a. red
b. brown
c. blonde | Q1. B
Q2. B
Q3. C
Q4. D
Q5. C, A, C | What happens after eating? My mom is supposed to take me to the ob/gyn clinic. Only one or two ppl on here has said that it's flu but it's not the flu!! for the past 4 days i've been dizzy in an out of the day and my head hurts an sometimes at my waist line above my vaginal area it's not constant but it's this feeling like something is trying to tickle me or is crawling inside of me and it makes me freeze for a minute an breathe then i can move around. and im already a chubby girl but when i ate thanksgiving dinner i didn't eat mcuh but my stomach blew up an was rounder than it was b4 i ate (because im full right?) but i've never been like that before and im sometimes out of breath when i water an feed my dogs. so im going to the ob/gyn cause i want to figure what's going on inside me. my mom, granny, and sister say im pregnant but i haven't been having those backpains as much and i haven't been sleepy like pregnant women. | | y dont u just go to the store and get a pregnancy test??? | What should i do to be healthy? Im 13. 13.7 stones (uk). Wearing a size 16/18 (uk) womens size. I am currently obese. My belly is huge. I have an additional chin, my thighs rub/touch all the way down. I also have chubby cheeks.
I love junk food, i dont like veg! How do i eat healthily if i dont like veg? I also dont do exericse. Basically im not fit enough. I get out of breath plus my huge belly wobbles. I would like to loose weight. I would also like to see a dietition but i am embarressed to talk about my body and health to my family. So, i jusy need a friend to disscuss my problems with really. They are great friends mind! They help me through it all! My only problem was, i acctually quite like being fat. I love jiggling my belly around and pinching my double chin. I like wearing tight clothes, but not in public. I love eating junk and when i do , i dont think about my body. I do think about being bigger. I also think about having fat guyren too. I know this is bad, i wont do it, my parents would get worried. They are worried now. They want me to diet but i just cannot do it. I just love my chocolate. My question was though, what exericses could i do when im not capable of doing much. Should i start with walking?
One serious question : will i have to go to a fat camp? I seriously dont want to.
Other things is, i enjoy being called fat some times. No there is nothing wrong with me, its just its who i am, i wouldnt know who i am. If i wasnt fat. Also i like making fun of myself by calling myself a fatty. I watch things to do with fat people on tv too. I listen for any tips. I also have a funny memory about being fat. It was embarrassing but funny. Well there is two. One was i was wearing a blouse, only in my bedroom but i sat down and all the buttons burst open and popped off and my belly flang out. Lol. The other one was when, we were doing running at school and my belly was jiggling around every where but wheb u acctually finished my lap my t-shirt was above my belly and every obe could see my belly. Oh and i forgot to mention another one. I used to have these elasticated jeans. They were granny ones, coz at the time i couldnt get proper jeans because i was too fat. I came back of holidays, i didnt take my jeans with me see, and i had gained weight while i was away. I went to put them on and they wouldnt come up, and i went to my mom, and she said, " you carn have gained that much weight" and i said well i obviously did. She said well you wil have to get this big belly off you then wont we. This was true though. I needed to get on a diet as i am fat, wish i lost weight earlier though
Please answer my questions in that paragraph "some where"
Thanks | | Make a list of special talents you have, or things you do that are good. Focusing on your attributes helps distract you from those parts of yourself that you think are flawed. It doesn't have to be a specific skill or activity either; it can be an approach or an attitude that you champion through life. Do you always stay calm, cool and collected, even in hurried situations? Are you very patient with people? Do you always see the humorous side of things? Are you always there for your friends? | Is this a good way to propose to my girlfriend? I've been dating my girlfriend for 3 months now and want her to be with me forever. There are just a few things about her she needs to tweak to be absolute 100% perfection, so I thought the nicest way to discuss them is in a poem.
I'm planning on taking her out tomorrow night and reading this out loud to her in front of the entire restaurant. Please let me know what you think of it and if there is anything I can do to make it even more romantic!
To Sophie,
My girl, my woman
My sin, my soil
Light of my life
Fire of my loins
Let me tell you your five quirks
When angry or impassion
Your nose flare all wide
Like a galloping horse, all red and ugly
Two fingers could fit up
One inflamed nostril
Your arms are cute
Because they are chubby
Like the fat of a baby
Wobbles in sex when on hands and knees
And makes me laugh hard
But you can't see me
Whilst moaning in pillow
Your *** smells of peanuts
Roasted, like out on a bar
The healthy sort, never too salty
But just yearn for a crunchy bite
On a similar note
You do not get my vote
For too much hair
Down there
First time I saw it
I needed to vomit
Felt rigid like wire
Rising up your belly like fire
Please girl by brave
And give it a shave
Sometimes your clothes make you look old
Like a granny but with fresh skin
Tossing out brown skirt would be a good move
And the pink stripe shirt
That makes you look
Like an 80s star
But besides those 2 items
You are generally nice
Leaving me with few complaints
And mostly content
So now that you know
My loves and hates
What makes me tick
And laugh and cry
Please make me proud
And fulfil my life
Will you please be
My darling wife? | | Awwwww!!! That's PERFECT! I love it! But, maybe the flaring nostril isn't such a bad thing? I mean, just think of it as an extra hole if the main hole starts smelling like unhealthy peanuts, ya know |
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